Coke & Tears

[Spoken: "Ok settle down you all, settle down lady, 
he's gonna be on stage real soon, that's right Mama put 
your popcorn down, he's turning to the band, yeah he's running his 
legs off, ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams"]

Just because your dyslexic
Doesn't mean your not fake 
We know you're not that stupid 
You'll marry someone rich 
Bet you won't steal his watch 
When your down by near his crotch 
That'll explain the itch
You were such a lying bitch 

I know you hold my suitcase 
Down in Kensington 
And you were screwing Ewen 
When I wasn't in. 
Did it to me, you'll do it to him
Your friends just gave me grief 
I will make this brief
You were such a lousy thief
You were such a lousy thief
But you were good in bed
You were good in bed
So good in bed 

Now you tell my girlfriend
That I'll never change
You've been up since Wednesday
Don't you find that strange
You're ex-boyfriend is deranged
You'll tell them down in Browns
Haven't been for years 
It's full of coke & tears
Full of coke & tears
Full of coke & tears
But you were good in bed
Good in bed 

[Spoken: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you on behalf 
of Mr Robbie Williams and the band, you've been a fantastic
audience. Robbie's opened his heart out to you tonight and you've 
really taken him on board. Remember the name and whenever
he's in the neighbourhood, you get yourselves down there alright. 
It's been a great evening, thank you very much. Robbie Williams 
has now left the buidling....................Oh no, I'm afriad he's come 
back for his coke - now he's left the buidling - thank you very 
much - thank you very much."] 

Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah 
Glory Glory Hallelujah 
Glory Glory Hallelujah...

How Peculiar

I am all of the above babe 
Johnny long strokes to the grave 
Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle 

Rub me rub me up right lovely 
If you lick it, then lick it battery 
Good and properly all night if you want 

I haven't got a clue what to do with you 
I need for you to love me so much 
Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush 
Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush 

How peculiar 

Bend your long legs against the sofa 
In the Dorchester you can get your All Bran 
I'm not into hard sports 

Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you 
Jesus all the things my head is going through 
God what am I going to do with this crush 
Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush 

How peculiar 

Jesus what am I to do man 
I am a depressed man 
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day 
How peculiar 

I am all of the above man 
I have what you want man 
If you want me here I am 
Come and get it baby 
Uhh!

FEEL

Come and hold my hand
I wanna contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given

I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plans
My head speaks a language
I don't understand

I just want to feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste

I don't want to die
But I ain't keen on living either
Before I fall in love
I'm preparing to leave her
I scare myself to death
That's why I keep on running
Before I've arrived
I can see myself coming

I just want to feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste
And I need to feel real love
And a life ever after
I cannot give it up

I just want to feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
I got too much love
Running through my veins
To go to waste

I just wanna feel real love
In a life ever after
There's a hole in my soul
You can see it in my face
It's a real big place

Come and hold my hand
I want to contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand
Not sure I understand

Something Beautiful

You can’t manufacture a miracle 
The silence was pitiful that day. 
A love is getting too cynical 
Passion's just physical these days 
You analyze everyone you meet 
But get no sign, love ain't kind 
every night you admit defeat 
and cry yourself blind 

Chorus 
If you can't wake up in the morning 
Cause your bed lies vacant at night 
If you're lost, hurt, tired or lonely 
Can't control it, try as you might 
May you find that love that won't leave you 
May you find it by the end of the day 
You won't be lost, hurt, tired and lonely 
Something beautiful will come your way 

The DJ said on the radio 
Life should be stereo, each day 
In the past you cast the unsuitable 
Instead of some kind of beautiful, you just couldn't wait 
All your friends think you're satisfied 
But they can't see your soul no, no, no 
Forgot the time feeling petrified, when they lived alone 

Repeat chorus 

Some kind of beautiful (will come your way) 
(x4) 

All your friends think you're satisfied 
But they can't see your soul no no no 
Forgot the time feeling petrified 
When they lived alone 

Monsoon

I've sung some songs that were lame
I've slept with girls on the game.
I've got my Catholic shame
Lord I'm in purgatory
Basically it's all come-on talk for me

I wasn't me when we met
You haven't lost my respect
I'm here to serve and protect
What shape of insanity
Keeps leading you back to me?

So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon

Don't wanna piss on your parade
I'm here to make money and get laid
Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade
If you ain't stickin your knives in me
You will be eventually

To all you Sharons and Michelles
With all your tales to sell
Save your meat money well
I'm glad that spending a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrity.

And I can't talk in a crowd
When I'm alone I'm too loud
You've done your daddy's proud
Thank you for keeping me company
You've all been so nice to me

So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon

Oh Lord
I feel
Nothing
I know much smarter men
Never got this far

I got too many regrets
I've smoked too many cigarrettes
I've had more blondes than brunettes
I'm not expecting your symphathy
But it's all been too much for me

So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Monsoon
Come soon

Sexed Up

Loose lips on ships 
I'm getting to grips 
With what you said 
No it's not in my head 
I can't awaken the dead 
Day after day 

Why don't we talk about it 
Why do you always doubt that there can be a better way 
It doesn't make me want to stay 

Why don't we break up 
There's nothing left to say 
I got my eye shut praying they won't stray 
Oh! When I sexed up 
That's what makes the difference today 
I hope you blow away 

You said we're fatally flawed 
When I'm easily bored, Is that okay? 
Write me off your list 
Make this the last kiss 
I'll walk away 

Why don't we talk about it 
I'm only here 
Don't shout it 
Given time we'll forget 
Let's pretend we never met 

Chorus 

Screw you I didn't like your taste 
Anway, I chose you 
And that's all gone to wasted 
Saturday I'll go out and find another you 

Why don't we, Why don't we break up 
There's nothing left to say 
I got my eye shut praying they won't stray 
Oh! When I sexed up 
That's what makes the difference today 
I hope you blow away



Love Somebody

Always and forever is forever young 
Your shadow on the pavement 
The dark side of the sun 
Gotta dream the dream all over 
And sleep here tight 
You don't wanna sing the blues 
In black and white 

And it's hope that spring's eternal for everyone 
If it ain't broken break it or the damage done 

Trying to love somebody 
Just wanna love somebody right now 
There's just no pleasing me 
Trying to love somebody 
Just want to love somebody right now 
Baby lay your love on me 

Violet in the rainbow just melt away 
There's not enough minutes in the hour 
Or hours in the day 
The song played in a circle that never skips a beat 
The stranger in a country that I have yet to meet 

And it's hope that springs eternal for everyone 
Got a lifetime in a second oh the damage done 

Trying to love somebody 
Just wanna love somebody right now 
Guess there's just no pleasing me 
I want to love somebody 
Just want to love somebody right now 
Baby lay your love on me 

It'll come in your sweet time, Lord 
I just gotta let you in 
The blind leading the blind, Lord 
Getting underneath your skin 
I can feel you in the silence 
Saying let forever be 
Love, only love, will set you free 

I wanna love somebody 
Wanna love somebody right now 
There's just no pleasing me 
I wanna love somebody 
Just wanna love somebody right now 
Lay lay, lay your love on me 

It'll come in your sweet time, Lord 
I just gotta let you in 
The blind leading the blind, Lord 
Getting underneath your skin 
I can feel you in the silence 
Saying let forever be 
Love, only love, will set you free 

Revolution

Don't fight the feeling, relax 
Oh child the knot's in your back 
'Cause you've been holding on 
I feel you when you're reaching out 

I'll talk you through memories 
Just keep breathing with me 
It's time to hold my hand 
And walk into the revolution 

When there's no one to touch 
And you've been thinking too much 
You only hurt yourself 
When it's all about retribution 

I see the pain in your face 
And praying rare for this space 
It's time to lead you on 
C'mon, it's a revolution 

When you can't keep on keeping on 
And everything you lean upon is all but gone 
Everybody falls sometimes 
But love shines on 
And on and on and 

With love in your eyes and a flame in your heart 
You're gonna find yourself some resolution 
A million miles with one step 
You'll find yourself yet 
Walking with the revolution 

(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Talking about the revolution 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Walking with the revolution 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Taking you higher 

Old love lingers on 
You're just feelin it wrong 
I know you're tired 
But when it's time to sleep you're gone forever 

Make friends with your past 
And you can leave it at last 
It's time to find yourself 
Walking with the revolution 

And you can keep on keeping on and 
Everything you lean upon is all but gone 
Everybody hurts sometimes 
But love shines on and on and on and 

Time and tide's on your side 
There's no need to hide 
I feel your pain 
Don't talk to me about evolution 
A million miles with one step 
You'll find yourself yet 
When you're walking with the revolution 

Walking with the revolution 
A million miles with one step 
And you'll find yourself yet 
When you're walking with the revolution 

(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Walking with the revolution 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Get on with your revolution 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
It's all about resolution now 

Talking about the revolution 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Oh oh 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Talking about the revolution 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Lead you on to the revolution 

(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Talk about the revolution baby 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
I feel you here to lead you on to the revolution 
(get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 

Revolution yeah 
Revolution yeah 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
I feel you here to lead you on to the revolution 
(Get it on get it on get it on get it on get the revolution) 
Get it on get it on get it on 

Handsome Man

Hello. Did you miss me? 
I know I'm hard to resist 
Y'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this. 
It's hard to be humble 
When you're so fucking big 
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig 

I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese 
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's 
Come take a piece of me 

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you 
If you don't see me I don't exist 
It's nice to meet you 
Now let me go and wash my hands 
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man 
The world's most handsome man 

Y'all know who I am 
I'm still the boy next door 
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore 
If I've gone up in the world 
Or is the world gone down on me 
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity 

Give in and love it 
What's the point in hating me 
You can't argue with popularity 
Well you could 
But you'd be wrong 

If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you 
If you don't need me I don't exist 
You voted for me 
Now let me see a show of hands 
Keeping for your stands 

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph 
Though it's not for me 
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame 
Then I'm out of here 
It's not very complicated 
I'm just young and overrated 

Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you 
If you don't see me I don't exist 
It's nice to meet you 
Now let me go and wash my hands 
Keeping for your stands 

Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you 
If you don't need me I don't exist 
It's nice to meet you 
Now let me see a show of hands 
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man 
The world's most handsome man 
The world's most handsome man 
The world's most handsome man 

COME UNDONE

So unimpressed but so in awe
Such a saint but such a whore
So self aware so full of shit
So indecisive so adamant
I'm contemplating thinking about thinking
It's so frustrating just get another drink in
Watch me come undone

They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
And I'm your son
I come undone 
I come undone

So rock and roll so corporate suit
So damn ugly, so damn cute
So well trained, so animal
So need your love, so fuck you all
I'm not scared of dying I just don't want to
If I stopped lying I'd just disappoint you
I come undone

They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
I pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
And I'm your son
I've come undone

So write another ballad
Mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday
Buy a yacht by Saturday
It's a love song
A love song
Do another interview
Sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs
We sing love songs
So sincere
So sincere

They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Pray that when I'm coming down you'll be asleep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
I'm your son
I've come undone
I've come undone
I've come undone
I've come undone
I am scum
Love your son
I am scum
Love your son
You've gotta love my sad song, my love song
My sad song,
my love song,
my sad song,
my love song

Me And My Monkey

It was me and my monkey
Him with his dungarees and rollerblades
Smoking filter tips reclining in the passenger seat of my supercharged 
jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft top down 
He liked the wind in his face
He said ‘Son, you ever been to Vegas?’ I said ‘No’ he said ‘That’s 
where we’re gonna go, you need a change of place’
And when we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the 
neon signs he said 
‘I left my wallet in El Segundo’ and proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to the Mandalay Bay hotel 
Asked the bell boy if he’d take me and my monkey as well
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said
‘If your monkey’s got that kind of money sir, and we’ve got a monkey bed’

Me and monkey 
With a dream and a gun
Hoping my monkey
Don’t point that gun at anyone
Me and monkey 
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand 
Why he did what he did 
Why he did what he did

And at the elevator I hit the 33rd floor
He had a room up top with a panoramic view it’s like nothing 
you’ve ever seen before
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little monkey fingers through the yellow pages 
Called up escort services and ordered some oki doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big, bad-ass baboon into my bedroom with 3 monkey whores 
‘Hi, my name is Sunshine. These are my girls. Lace my palm with 
silver baby oh yeah and they’ll rock your world’
So I watched pay per view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was sticking on Kurt Cobain sing about lithium
There came and knocked at the door and in walked Sunshine 
‘What’s up?’ - ‘You better get your ass in here boy your monkey 
is having too much of a good time’

Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
Don’t point that gun at anyone 
Me and my monkey 
Like Billy the Kid
Trying to understand 
Why he did what he did 
Why he did what he did

Got tickets to see Sheena Easton
The monkey was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
We left before encores
He couldn’t sit still 
Sheena was a blast baby
But my monkey was ill
When I played black jack 
Kept hittin’ 23
Couldn’t help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
Or was it my monkey
I couldn’t be sure
It’s not like you’ve never seen a monkey in rollerblades and 
dungarees before 
Now don’t test my patience cause we’re not about to run 
That’s a bad-ass monkey boy and he’s packing a gun
‘My name is Rodriguez’ he says with death in his eye
‘I’ve been chasing you for a long time amigos
And now your monkey is gonna die’

Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
We don’t wanna kill no Mexican 
But we got ten itchy fingers 
One thing to declare
When the monkey is high
You do not stare 
You do not stare
You do not stare

Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican stand off here boy
And I ain’t about to run 
Put your gun down boy 
How did I get mixed up with this fucking monkey anyhow

Song 3

Come join the band 
Come shag the damned 
God I blow them away 
A heart of chrome 
A broken home 
I got plenty to say 

Who ya doin’ 
Don’t spoil my day 
A bigger better offer baby 
Is on it’s way 
You gotta love LA 

I feel gigantic 
Gonna burst a vein 
I’m stoppin’ traffic 
Cause they dig the fame 
And I’m just the same 

Sorry ba-baby 
Haven’t seen you lately 
Do you still give it away 
So get my peeps 
To call your peeps 
Cause we’ve got nothing to say 

Don’t feed the models 
Don’t look (at) the police 
Don’t go to Crenshaw Bouli 
Cause Wally can’t get fleeced 
Gotta love LA 


I feel gigantic 
Gonna burst a vein 
I’m stoppin’ traffic 
Cause I dig the fame 

I’m hearing voices voices 
Like a jumbo jet 
Too many choices choices 
Gotta love LA 
Californ-i-a 

Who ya doin’ baby 
Don’t spoil my day 
You’ve been gloating lately baby 
And I dig LA 
Got nothing to say 

I feel gigantic 
Gonna burst a vein 
I’m stoppin’ traffic 
Cause I dig the fame 

I’m hearing voices voices 
Like a jumbo jet 
Too many choices choices 
Gotta love LA 
Californ-i-a

Hot Fudge

Yeeee-haaaa! 

Queen Bitch - eat the rich 
I'm on the second course today. 
I'm not the first 
And I won't be the worst 
You done most of LA. 
Can't find a virgin 
I can get you a surgeon 
24 hours a day. 
Wasn't Jean Genie a Rolling Stones hit? 
I'm about to be blown away. 

Come on, sing it 

Take me to the place where the sunshine flows 
Oh my sunset rodeo. 

Hot fudge 
Here comes the judge 
There's a green card and a way 
The holy ghost 
And the whole east coast 
Are moving to LA 
And we've been 
Dreaming of this feeling 
Since 1988 
Mother, things have got to change 
I'm moving to LA. 

Urhh! 

Take the piss 
I was English 
God bless you Uncle Sam. 
You got a cool gene pool 
And I went to school 
And God knows I love to tan. 
Making cents and dead presidents 
Before I could count to ten. 
With the nation behind me 
Can't stop the limey 
She's on her back again. 

Come on, sing it 

Take me to the place where the sunshine flows 
Oh my sunset rodeo. 

Hot fudge 
Here comes the judge 
There's a green card and a way 
The holy ghost 
And the whole east coast 
Are moving to LA 
'Cause we've been 
Dreaming of this feeling 
Since 1988 
Mother, things have got to change 
I'm moving to LA, LA, LA.... 

Uh, uh, uh, urhh! 

Take me to the place where the sunshine flows 
Oh my sunset rodeo. 

Hot fudge 
Here comes the judge 
There's a green card and a way 
The holy ghost 
And the whole east coast 
Are moving to LA 
'Cause we've been 
Dreaming of this feeling 
Since 1988 
Mother, things have got to change 
I'm moving to... 

Repeat 

Keep a-moving keep a-moving, keep a-moving to LA... 
Mo..mo..mo..mo

Cursed

Dig your polished nails into the dirt 
Rip your skirt off 
Wipe the hurt off 
You know it tears my heart out when you 
Flirt with danger 
And any stranger 

You're not as stupid as I look 
Before I could read 
You wrote the book 

Cursed 
Since your birth dear 
And your worst fears 
Have all come true 

Held my hand when I got my first tattoo 
I was naked when they penetrated 
Told everyone I'd slept with you 
Thought you liked it and you wouldn't deny it 
Saint Peter's gonna be unfaithful 
Tell God he's got a dirty angel 

Cursed 
Since your birth dear 
And your worst fears 
Have all come true 

Babe you're not the first 
Here on earth dear 
Cause I'm still here 
And I'm cursed, too 
Cursed like you 

Hush 
Baby sleep now 
We all love you 
We always did 

Cursed 
Since your birth dear 
And your worst fears 
Have all come through 

Babe you're not the first 
Here on earth dear 
Cause I'm still here 
And I'm cursed, too 
Cursed like you 

Hush 
Baby sleep now 
We all miss you 
We always will 



Nan`s song

You said when you'd die that you'd walk
with me every day
And I'd start to cry and say please don't talk that way
With the blink of an eye the Lord came
and asked you to meet
You went to a better place but He stole you
away from me

And now she lives in heaven
But I know they let her out
To take care of me

There's a strange kind of light
Caressing me tonight
Pray silence my fear she is near
Bringing heaven down here

I miss your love I miss your touch
But I'm feeling you every day
And I can almost hear you say
"You've come a long way baby"

And now you live in heaven
But I know they let her out
To take care of me

There's a strange kind of light
In my bedroom tonight
Pray silence my fear she is near
Bringing heaven down here

You taught me kings and queens
While stroking my hair
In my darkest hour I know you there
Kneeling down beside me
Whispering my prayer

Yes there's strange kind of lights
Caressing me tonight
Pray silence my fear
She is near
Bringing heaven down here

The next time that we meet
I will bow at her feet
And say wasn't life sweet
Than we'll prepare
To take heaven down there